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Personal blog where I blog about personal things. Not personal in the sense of not wanting people to know them, more that they're generally things that happen to or on/around my person. This is way too difficult a question.

Born and raised in a coal shed in the North of England, my earliest memories are of playing with the family whippet (my only friend!) and eating nowt but gravel.'Twas a hard life but we was happy. In June 2005, lured by the promise of lemon trees, parrots and a thing called