Lockdown Laughs

Let’s face it, COVID’s been a bummer and we all need to get a few laughs at its expense.

Here’s a start, please submit your best jokes as a comment below and let’s see where it leads!

As the new year approaches, I’ve added ‘Have more fun’ to my New Year’s Resolutions for 2021!
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I’m as bored as an Amish electrician.
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Your state/city has banned groups larger than 5.

If you’re a family of 6, you’re all about to find out who’s the least favourite.

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The longer this goes on, the harder it will be to return to a society where pants and bras are required.
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Happy hour is starting earlier and earlier.

If this keeps up, I’ll be pouring wine in my cereal.
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Today’s Weather? Room temperature.
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This is stupid. I just tried to make my own hand sanitizer and it came out as a rum & coke.

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If you get an email with the subject “Knock Knock”, don’t open it.

It’s a Jehovah Witness working from home.

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After a few days of not going out, I saw someone I knew walking by on the sidewalk outside.

I immediately ran to the window and started yelling to them.

Now I understand dogs.

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Day 8 of social isolation and it’s looking like Vegas in my house:

We’re losing money by the minute.

Cocktails are acceptable at any hour.

Nobody knows what time it is

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