The cropped image (above) is a parody of an internal ‘company values’ diagram – you get the idea.
Day 1 = 8 sold
Day 2 = 12 sold
Day 3 = 5 sold
Day 4 = 12 sold
Theft = 1
Eating into profits = 1
Left to sell = 9
Complaints = 0
Overheard:
– “did you see the last one with the picture of the dog?”
– “the boys told me they were going to put a new campaign up every few days”