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Favourite Aussie Dog Words Revealed!

The next time you’re in your local and want to bring up some interesting dog trivia, this list can get you started – it’s the list of Dogs’ favourite words.

Woof!

Lockdown Laughs

Let’s face it, COVID’s been a bummer and we all need to get a few laughs at its expense.

Here’s a start, please submit your best jokes as a comment below and let’s see where it leads!

As the new year approaches, I’ve added ‘Have more fun’ to my New Year’s Resolutions for 2021!
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I’m as bored as an Amish electrician.
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Your state/city has banned groups larger than 5.

If you’re a family of 6, you’re all about to find out who’s the least favourite.

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The longer this goes on, the harder it will be to return to a society where pants and bras are required.
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Happy hour is starting earlier and earlier.

If this keeps up, I’ll be pouring wine in my cereal.
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Today’s Weather? Room temperature.
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This is stupid. I just tried to make my own hand sanitizer and it came out as a rum & coke.

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If you get an email with the subject “Knock Knock”, don’t open it.

It’s a Jehovah Witness working from home.

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After a few days of not going out, I saw someone I knew walking by on the sidewalk outside.

I immediately ran to the window and started yelling to them.

Now I understand dogs.

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Day 8 of social isolation and it’s looking like Vegas in my house:

We’re losing money by the minute.

Cocktails are acceptable at any hour.

Nobody knows what time it is

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Squash in a car park?

Desperate times call for desperate measures – even squash in a car park!

It’s The Most Wonderful Time For A Beer

Celebrating Christmas Cheer in true blue Aussie fashion…

Smells Like Ship!

Ultimate Edge Communications – 12 Days Of Christmas RedBalloon Campaign

Want to win a RedBalloon gift certificate? Check out the campaign on KISS 1065’s Kyle and Jackie O show. Click on the link to listen in!

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This is just one of many of Ultimate Edge Communication‘s exciting client Christmas campaigns!

Are you a true Aussie? Take the test!

This is as good a test for Australian citizenship as any…!

Come back and post your total Aussie score with you’re TRUE Aussie comment slang to go with it, just to be fair dinkum.

Float Here Naked

Floatation Tank Melbourne - Float Here Naked If you’ve never floated, it’s definitely something to add to your bucket list!

Floatation Therapy involves you getting undressed, having a shower and lying in a floatation tank/pod.

If you’re concerned about public nudity – don’t be. You do all of this behind closed doors in your our private spa room!

Nudity is entirely optional, but highly recommended to embellish the sense of freedom and weightlessness you will experience as you float freely and magically as if in space!

This sign is an attention grabber – to get more people aware of a therapeutic service that has many benefits.

Can the experience be sensual, erotic and sexual? The answer is yes. There are many reasons people float and sensuality/eroticism would be one of them.

Floatation is an individual experience, but you can book double floats and do it at the same time with a partner, lover, spouse. Double floats are VERY popular, they just require an advanced booking to line up the time slots!

Whatever your predisposition – floatation therapy is an enjoyable experience you should try at least once!

Aussies can enter the A$2 Billion Powerball lottery frenzy!

What would YOU do with A$2 Billion in lottery winnings? That is the new jackpot for the US-based Powerball lottery…

According to today’s Sydney Morning Herald article, you can get in on in the action.

I am not a gambler or a lottery ticket buyer, but A$2 Billion jackpot is too much to resist… Ya gotta be in it to win it!

If you win because of this blog post, please send me a small, $1million gratuity – you’ll be more than able to afford it!

 

Don’t mess with our kangaroos!

You have been forewarned!

Man Flu Warning

Attention Australian Man Flu Sufferers!

Top 10 Blog Posts Of 2014

Here are my picks for my top 10 blog posts of 2014.

  1. Top-10-Blog-Posts-2014There is nothing more powerful than 20/20 Foresight to know what’s coming in 2015…
  2. This is my favourite YouTube video of the year – brilliant – Word Crimes are committed by too many people’s.
  3. Antimimeticisomorphism is easier said than done – this example is priceless – poo pourri.
  4. The privacy pirates are still at it in 2014, maybe this guy’s one step ahead of them with his amazing mind reading skills!
  5. We all love our iPads… Who knew they are this versatile and useful?
  6. A metaphor can be the difference life and death, success or failure. This is one of my all-time favourites.
  7. This cute video says a lot about teamwork – Together Everyone Achieves More.
  8. Looks do matter – even if you’re a shark.
  9. I hope your calendar doesn’t look this this! Notice the caribou? Another great metaphor!
  10. Somethings are better left unsaid.

Bonus Blog Posts:

An Oscar Award Winning Speech worthy of its own Oscar!

If Noah was alive today

Enjoy the best of 2014 and may 2015 bring you all the wealth, health and happiness you deserve!

Social Media is good for something

I have often blogged a contrarian view of social media. Advocating social media is more about identity theft and piracy than social collaboration. I even argue against the business case for small businesses.

 

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Woofs Of Wisdom

Woofs of Wisdom Infographic

 

Noah Today

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A Billion…

The next time you hear a politician use the word ‘billion’ in a casual manner, think about whether you want that politician spending YOUR tax money.

$1,000,000,000

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective.

A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were Living in the Stone Age.

D. A billion days ago no one on the earth walked on two feet.

E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate the US government is spending it.

While this thought is still fresh in our brain …

Let’s take a look at New Orleans …

It’s amazing what you can learn with some simple division.

Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D) was asking Congress for 250 BILLION DOLLARS to rebuild New Orleans …

Interesting number … What does it mean?

A. If you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans (every man, woman, and child) You would each get $516,528.

B. Or… If you have one of the 188,251 homes, your home would get $1,329,787.

C. Or… If you are a family of four.. Your family would get $2,066,012.

Now, imagine  $700 billion bailing out banks in the US.  That’s enough to fund complete medical care for every man, woman and child currently alive in the US for 11 years!

Kinda puts things into perspective doesn’t it?

 

Happy Holidays*

A Lawyer's Christmas Wish

Australia Versus the United States

Here is another funny comparison of the US and Australia… Provided by Ray Keefe of Successful Endeavours in Melbourne, Australia.

Australia-vs-US Map

Click on the map image below for the original source of the image where lots of other great maps can be found.

Broome – An Iconic Australian Vacation Destination

Someone once told me there are more camels in Australia than there are in Egypt… With that in mind, imagine riding a camel on a beach at sunset – it is magical and an experience you won’t soon forget… I highly recommend it!

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