Today’s post is from Gavin Bukett, the Gourmet Guardian. We all know those cute little computer symbols called ’emoticons,’ where:
🙂 means a smile and
🙁 is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by
🙂
🙁
Well, how about some ‘Aussicons?’
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular arse
(__!__) a fat arse
(!) a tight arse
(_*_) a sore arse
{_!_} a swishy arse
(_o_) an arse that’s been around
(_x_) kiss my arse
(_X_) leave my arse alone
(_zzz_) a tired arse
(_E=mc2_) a smart arse
(_$_) Money coming out of his arse
(_?_) Dumb Arse
You have just been e-mooned! Send this to 5 people within the next hour and you will be blessed with people laughing at your e-mail.
This is NOT a chain letter, so if you don’t mail it out, you won’t have bad luck. (But who wouldn’t want to e-Moon a friend?)