Australian Blogs Blog

Today’s post is from Gavin Bukett, the Gourmet Guardian. We all know those cute little computer symbols called ‘emoticons,’ where:

means a smile and

is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by

Well, how about some ‘Aussicons?’

Here goes:

(_!_) a regular arse

(__!__) a fat arse

(!) a tight arse

(_*_) a sore arse

{_!_} a swishy arse

(_o_) an arse that’s been around

(_x_) kiss my arse

(_X_) leave my arse alone

(_zzz_) a tired arse

(_E=mc2_) a smart arse

(_$_) Money coming out of his arse

(_?_) Dumb Arse

You have just been e-mooned! Send this to 5 people within the next hour and you will be blessed with people laughing at your e-mail.

This is NOT a chain letter, so if you don’t mail it out, you won’t have bad luck. (But who wouldn’t want to e-Moon a friend?)