Julia Gillard, the Prime Minister of Australia and David Cameron, her British counterpart, are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into
They both decide to test it by asking a question each.
Julia goes first. “What will Australia be like in 100 years time”
The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action and gives her a printout, she reads it out
“The country is in good hands under the new Prime Minister, crime is non-existent, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are no worries”
David thinks “Its not bad this time machine, I’ll have a bit of that” so he asks “What will Great Britain be like in 100 years time?”
The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout.
But he’s just staring at it.
“Come on David” says Julia, “What does it say”
David replies, “I’m buggered if I know, it’s all in Mandarin”
Joke supplied by Patricia Murray of Positive Life Coaching